Not everybody with abnormal abilities is "super". When you know that you're not quite up to supersnuff, where do you go? You go where someone who is slightly less pathetic than you can teach you to be slightly less pathetic....for a small fee.
1200 words is far to minuscule an allowance to adequately describe myself. Such a herculean undertaking would take no less than 1201 words, even if I were to forgo all the necessary complimentary adjectives.
